Cynthology: A Collection of Rhymes Book II - Electrified is Young's latest book in the Cynthology collection. It includes more original rhymes and reader favorites from the first book.
Contemporary, relatable, and understandable is the best way to describe these rhymes.
They are sexy, thought provoking, poignant and just plain silly. Young's sense of humor is evident in her rhymes, and they take you through twists and turns that can end unexpectedly and often leave you wanting more.
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REVENGE IS SWEET
His phone is ringing, the screen lights up, I walk over and pick it up.
Right before my eyes is a picture he didn't bother to disguise of an
woman with long dark hair, a sensual smile and a hot longing stare.
I answer the phone and say "Hello." "Who are you?" She wants to know.
"I'm his girlfriend we live together, my name is Heather."
She starts to curse and call me names, I shout back and also defame
when we calm down, there is a whole lot we want to know. "Don't be mad
be mad at him, he's the one that lead you on, I'm the one he's cheating
We get together and have lunch to decide what to do about him. He's not
to get away with this scheme. We're out for revenge!
We confront him in the shower, so he can't run away. When he sees us
he's not even fazed.
He invites us in to get wet. He's thinking, threesome and hot nasty sex.
We took off our spiked high heels and whacked that ass, this is one
shower he'll never forget.
When we were done he certainly knew I was not the one. I pulled out my
phone, took a picture
and sent a Tweet. Our revenge was sweet and complete.
He's out in the streets looking for the next girl to meet. Ladies, when
you meet this handsome
guy and he shows you his physique, remember my Tweet.
You'll recognize the big jagged "C" carved in his chest and with that, I
think you can figure out the rest.
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