Chapter One
Essential Gear
It isn't that easy these days to get hold of an old tobacco
tin—but they are just the right size for this sort of collection.
One of the authors once took a white mouse into school, though
considering what happened when he sat on it, that is not to be
recommended. We think pockets are for cramming full of useful things.
1. Swiss Army Knife.
Still the best small penknife. It can be carried in luggage on planes,
though not in hand luggage. It is worth saving up for a high-end model,
with as many blades and attachments as you can get. That said, there are
good ones to be had for about $30. They are useful for jobs requiring a
screwdriver, removing splinters and opening bottles of beer and wine,
though this may not be a prime consideration at this time.
Leather holders can also be purchased and the best ones come with a few
extras, like a compass, matches, pencil, paper, and Band-Aid.
2. Compass.
These are satisfying to own. Small ones can be bought from any camping
or outdoor store and they last forever. You really should know where
north is, wherever you are.
3. Handkerchief.
There are many uses for a piece of cloth, from preventing smoke
inhalation or helping with a nosebleed to offering one to a girl when
she cries. Big ones can even be made into slings. They're worth having.
4. Box of Matches.
It goes without saying that you must be responsible. Matches kept in a
dry tin or inside a plastic bag can be very useful on a cold night when
you are forced to sleep in a field. Dipping the tips in wax makes them
waterproof. Scrape the wax off with a fingernail when you want to light
them.
5. A Shooter.
Your favorite big marble.
6. Needle and Thread.
Again, there are a number of useful things you can do with these, from
sewing up a wound on an unconscious dog to repairing a torn shirt. Make
sure the thread is strong and then it can be used for fishing.
7. Pencil and Paper.
If you see a crime and want to write down a license plate number or a
description, you are going to need one. Alternatively, it works for
shopping lists or practically anything.
8. Small Flashlight
There are ones available for key rings that are small and light. If you
are ever in darkness and trying to read a map, a flashlight of any kind
will be useful.
9. Magnifying Glass.
For general interest. Can also be used to start a fire.
10. Band-Aids.
Just one or two, or better still, a piece from a cloth bandage roll that
can be cut with penknife scissors. They probably won't be used, but you
never know.
11. Fishhooks.
If you have strong thread and a tiny hook, you only need a stick and a
worm to have some chance of catching something. Put the hook tip into a
piece of cork, or you'll snag yourself on it.
The Greatest Paper Airplane in the World
In the 1950s, an elementary school principal found a boy throwing paper
airplanes from a high window. The head was considering punishments when
he noticed the plane was still in the air, flying across the playground
below. The boy escaped a detention, but he did have to pass on the
design to the principal—who passed it on to his own children. You
will find more complicated designs. You may be sold the idea that the
best planes require scissors and lessons in origami. This is nonsense.
The plane on the right—the Harrier—is simple, fast and can
be made from a letter-size sheet of paper. It is the best long-distance
glider you'll ever see—and with a tweak or two, the best stunt
plane. It has even won competitions. One was to clear the entire road
from a hotel balcony next to Windsor Castle in London on New Year's Eve.
Four other planes hit the tarmac—this one sailed clear across. The
one on the left—the Bulldog Dart—is a simple dart, a warm-up
plane, if you like. It's a competent glider.
The Bulldog Dart
1. Fold a letter-size sheet of paper lengthways to get a center line.
2. Fold two corners into the center line, as in the picture.
3. Turn the paper over and fold those corners in half, as shown.
4. Fold the pointy nose back on itself to form the snub nose. You might try folding the nose underneath, but both ways work well.
5. Fold the whole plane lengthways, as shown.
6. Finally, fold the wings in half to complete the Bulldog Dart.
Good—now you know a design that really works. You may have noticed
the insectlike plane in the middle of the first picture. It does have
complicated "floats" and inverse folds. However, it just doesn't fly
very well and neither do most of the overcomplicated designs. We think
that matters. Yes, it looks like a locust, but if it nose-dives, what
exactly is the point?
Here, then, is the gold standard. It flies.
The Harrier
1. Begin in the same way as the Bulldog Dart. Fold in half lengthways to
find your center line and then fold two corners into that line, as
shown.
2. Fold that top triangle down, as you see in the picture. It
should look like an envelope.
3. Fold in the second set of corners. You
should be able to leave a triangular point sticking out.
4. Fold the
triangle over the corners to hold them down.
5. Fold in half along the
spine, leaving the triangle on the outside, as shown.
6. Finally, fold
the wings back on themselves, finding your halfway line carefully. The
more care you take to be accurate with these folds, the better the plane
will fly.
This plane does well at slower launch speeds. It can stall at high
speed, but if you lift one of the flaps slightly at the back, it will
swoop and return to your hand or fly in a great spiral. Fiddle with your
plane until you are happy with it. Each one will be slightly different
and have a character of its own.
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Excerpted from "The Dangerous Book for Boys"
by Conn Iggulden.
Copyright (C) 2007 by Conn Iggulden.
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