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BAD EGGS: two L.A. Novellas

BAD EGGS: two L.A. Novellas

by John Ireland

ASIN: B075SH3S7R

Publisher John Ireland

Published in Mystery & Thrillers/Mystery, Literature & Fiction/Literary, Literature & Fiction/Contemporary, Mystery & Thrillers, Literature & Fiction

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Blood jazz money sex broken hearts and bullets...a little Shakespeare, a cop named Ortuzo, a woman who can't tell the truth, a guy who can't tell the difference...and sometimes you aren't sure you're alive until you run out of skin and the ocean and sky are the blues. Fast dark stories with a punch like Mickey Spillane and James Elroy.

Sample Chapter

Outside. Night. Rain. An empty street. Latin jazz plays. Muted. Distant. Pushing and pulling, like a river, like a samba, like a woman on the loose, like a man on the run.

Inside. Brown bodies dancing. Music explodes like angry traffic. The dancers are a sea of people. The women tease and the men anticipate. Asses and breasts and muscles and beer and promises and maybes.

The musicians glisten with happiness. Johnny Saturday strains into a trumpet. His suit is neglected, his hair is convenient, his age is that no man's land between his first piece of ass and his second marriage.

Sweat. Tits. Stella. Everything she is is there. Her body her heart her lies her needs. Her lips are a smoky invitation, her eyes are a warning, her flesh is as white and cool as snow, there's no bra under her tee shirt and her nipples are as dark as coffee stains.

The dance floor is packed, Carnival in Rio. It takes a few moments for Johnny to realize Stella is by herself. Men offer themselves to her but she just dances away. Then she smiles and she moves toward Johnny.

Johnny smiles back. "My dad always told me that the difference between a flirt and a fuck is the size of the lump on your head. And Dad was usually right."

Stella laughs as she dances away. Johnny can smell the smoke, he can feel the heat, he just doesn't want to believe there's going to be a fire.

A different club, a different night, a different music, a different people. Mostly young and white. Out of the crowd, like a ghost passing through a wall, dances Stella looking for Johnny.

He points his horn at her and plays dirty sounds, then gestures he wants to talk. She doesn't say yes or no, just disappears back into the crowd.

Johnny told Sam the Redman, "She's like one of those exotic cars that goes two hundred miles an hour."

Sam said, "If that doesn't kill you, there's always a guy with a badge waiting down the road who will."

A Mexican wedding. The families are poor, the booze is cheap, the laughter is rich. Johnny and an accordion player are the only two musicians. The bride and groom perform the Mexican Hat Dance. The guests clap out the beat. Suddenly Stella is there too, looking at Johnny with her body. This time he knows it isn't an accident and, well that says it all, doesn't it?

Night. An aluminum Gypsy village made of several old trailers sits on flat tires and blocks of wood and is sandwiched in between two concrete walls. An old brown man sits under the stars and watches a kung fu movie on a portable TV. Johnny and Stella share a bottle of vodka as they stagger and stumble under the Jacob's ladder of wires supplying bootlegged electricity.

"Sam the Redman says I've got the mark of the X on me. My bank account is an X, the motor in my car is an X, my apartment is an X," Johnny's voice and the Asian chatter from the TV are muted by a jet plane taking off.

Stella spins in a circle, looks up at the sky and yells. "What is this place? Where the hell are we?"

"You're in a borrowed trailer, at the north end of Burbank."

The ruins. Johnny doesn't bother to turn on a light. The moon sneaks in the trailer's one window and shows what they need to see. Books, a microwave, dirty laundry, a bed. Stella raises her tee shirt over her head.

Johnny watches her breasts sway freely. "I'm sleeping on sheets stolen from an X girlfriend. Sam the Redman says..."

"Sam the, Red, who is...?" She grabs the vodka bottle from him, takes a long swallow then drips some on her breasts.

"Sam the Redman, he's my..." Johnny wrestles off his shirt. "He's my conscience."

With her free hand she begins struggling with his belt. "I had a conscience, I figured out the difference between bad and good when I was five years old." She pours the vodka down his throat, and then down her own. "Even back then, I knew that bad was going to be more fun than good."

She plants her mouth on Johnny's and they fall backwards. The trailer's small bed can barely contain them. Their limbs thrash, their voices grunt, their breathing comes in gasps and hisses and whimpers and growls. His hands are slow and sure. She likes it on top.

The same place. Morning. The empty vodka bottle lies on the floor. Bursts of morning sunlight ricochet off the glass and splatter on her naked body lying spread-eagle across the bed. She sleeps like a tiger with fresh kill in its belly.

Continues...

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John Ireland

John Ireland

John Ireland was born into a garden of dreams, the theatre. His mother and father were actors. After his own successful career writing TV movies, Ireland turned to the stage and fiction. His play, "Johnny Morran" also became a movie. Ireland lives in Los Angeles with his wife, cat, and dog. However he sold the 17 year old Porsche and now drives a couple of Volkswagens.

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