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Revenge Cafe

Revenge Cafe

by Lisa Shiroff

ASIN: B00KVRO5US

Publisher Tasfil Publishing, LLC

Published in Mystery & Thrillers/Mystery, Literature & Fiction/Contemporary, Mystery & Thrillers, Literature & Fiction

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After getting fired from her job and totaling her car (again), Mandy moves to the Caribbean where Chance, an old friend, is waiting for her with the promise of a fresh start in life. She’ll have her dream life: running a restaurant, living in paradise, having all the rum she could ever want always within arm’s reach. What could possibly go wrong? Lots. Apparently lots could go wrong. Shortly after landing on island, Mandy discovers Chance’s murdered body in the restaurant’s freezer. And his death might just be her fault.

Sample Chapter

A lifetime later, the truck slowed to a stop. I heard the gears shift and the engine shut down. With the caution of a snake handler, I lifted my head and dared to look out the window. Much to my relief and surprise, we were not dangling over a cliff. We were in a parking lot edging a harbor and all four of the truck’s wheels were touching the pavement.

Relief washed through me as I recognized the area. In front of me, the port city of Charlotte Amalie spread in a half-circle around Long Bay. Just beyond the sea wall was a busy strait separating St. Thomas from Hassell Island. Off to its right was Water Island. The tiny, emerald green, palm-tree dotted isles created a postcard backdrop for the cruise ships and luxury yachts sailing in the dark blue water around them.

The boats glowed ethereal white in the early evening sun, like transporters from heaven anchored in the harbor for a Caribbean holiday. The smoothness of their languid dance as they glided past each other soothed me. My breath slowed. The pounding heartbeat in my ears faded. The adrenaline oozed out of my system.

“We here,” Charlie announced after a few minutes of me not moving. I heard his door squeak when he opened it to step out of the truck.

I exited my side. Grateful to be in contact with the earth again, I stretched, arching my back until it cracked. The Rasta’s eyes zeroed in on my chest.

“So, uh, where’s Chance?” I shrugged into a slump.

“Probly up dere, in de restaurant.” Charlie tilted his head toward a set of stone steps climbing a hill. “Yeah, Chancey be here. Dere’s his Jeep.” He pointed to the end of the lot where a newer, dark green, Jeep Grand Cherokee was parked.

It was the closest to love at first sight I’d ever experienced. As part of the deal for me to move to the island, Chance had promised I could drive his car until I bought one of my own or found a place to live within walking distance of the restaurant. I’d been dreading his old Jeep, an abused, ancient, rag-top Wrangler. But this beauty had potential. It looked capable, rugged, reliable, tough, almost safe.

Charlie pulled my carry-on from the truck. “Eh, why you no go w’ me to Duffy’s?” he asked. “I go dere now, you know. Maybe you could ha’ a drink an’ relax some ‘fore you meet up w’Chancey.” His eyes returned to hover below my neck.

“No, thank you.” I took my bag, amazed yet again, by the power of boobs. Nothing rivals their ability to make a man overlook truly pathetic qualities, even bizarre phobias, in a woman. “I need to find Chance. I’m sure you’re right and he’s just inside.”

“Okay. But I be dere if you change yo mind.” Charlie returned to his truck.

I headed over to the stairs and glanced back at the Grand Cherokee. Now that the initial rosy glow of my crush had passed, the Jeep bothered me. It looked lonely there in the lot. And I found it odd that Chance hadn’t mentioned buying it. Its shiny and obvious newness suggested he’d only had it a short while. It would have been smarter of him to buy it after I was done using it. Cars don’t stay shiny and new very long for me. I wondered how long I’d be able to keep it pretty and whether or not Chance would renege his offer after the first scratch.

With a sigh, I climbed the stairs, letting my carry-on bang against each step behind me.

At the top I found a walkway flanked by a series of small potted palm trees and covered by a crimson awning. It led to a pristine, white stucco building whose roof matched the awning, as if both were equally burned by the tropical sun. Pink bougainvillea climbed the walls on blue trellises, and carved into the hill on one side of the walkway was a limestone patio area, complete with an empty fire pit and unlit tiki torches.

I headed down the walkway and stopped before a set of closed, oversized, frosted-glass doors. Etched palm trees ran the full height, providing swaths of clear glass that were not quite wide enough to see anything recognizable within. Above the doors hung a lacquered wooden sign: Welcome to the Revenge Café.

“Wow.” I paused for a couple heartbeats, my hand resting on a door handle. Adrenaline re-emerged and sparked throughout my body. This time from anticipation, not from fear. Here it was, framed in a tropical island setting, our, my, dream-come-true.

I was on the cusp of an exotic new beginning. One I’d been fantasizing about for far too long. No longer would I be a TV investigative reporter wearing straight skirts and high heels working in a tough city. Instead, I’d be a restaurateur, working my dream job in breezy tops and flip flops, living in paradise.

I could feel the smile spreading across my face. I was almost tingling with excitement, almost giddy. Only almost, because my reporter’s hackles were raised. The place was stunning and ideally located. I’d been expecting a tiny hole-in-the-wall that was more bar than restaurant. One where Chance and I would probably be the only two people working, maybe the only two dining as well. I wasn’t aware Chance had the means to buy a property of this caliber.

Ignoring the doubt trying to settle on my shoulders, I pulled open a door. No one greeted me.

“Chance?” I hollered. No answer. I walked toward the host’s pedestal. “Yo! Chance!”

Still, no reply.

“Yeah. You should be scared,” I said as I entered the dining room. “After that ride you just put me through. You know I’ll get even.”

I walked on tiptoes, expecting him to yell “Surprise!” at any second. But no one greeted me. The place was empty. Perhaps he was giving me the opportunity to savor the sight. He did, after all, manage to create our ideal restaurant, just as we’d always envisioned. Dark rattan furniture was balanced out with crisp white linens. Brass accents shone as if freshly polished. Ceiling fans rotated in languid circles and live palm trees framed the doors and windows. There was even a gleaming white piano on a tiny stage in one corner. The restaurant was the perfect dining tableau.

Except near the back. Something was wrong. It looked like someone had ripped the cloth off a table, not caring that a candle had toppled over and a crystal vase went flying. Letting go of my carry-on, I walked toward it. Broken glass crunched beneath my sandals.

“Chance?” I stopped. “Is everything okay?” I kicked the shards from my shoe and gingerly made my way to the other side of the table.

“Chance?” I tried one more time. I was at the rear of the room and not sure what to do. To my right was what looked like a dark office area; to my left appeared to be the kitchen, where the lights were on. I chose the lighted route and pushed open a swinging door.

Again, perfection greeted me. Red tiled backsplashes gleamed along the walls. Obviously new pots and pans were lined up according to size and hung from hooks extended from the ceiling. Shiny stainless steel sinks and appliances stood next to each other at the ready for service like soldiers at boot camp graduation.

Something smelled delicious—a lobster or crab something. My nose led to me to a slow cooker pot, the kind you’d find in a home kitchen, not in a restaurant. I thought I knew what was inside and unlocked the lid to discover I was right: lobster stew, one of Chance’s favorite recipes. Inhaling deeply, I completely forgave Chance for Charlie and the rickety truck. The stew was good enough to be his penance for just about anything.

On the counter opposite the slow cooker was a large wooden salad bowl surrounded by an assortment of greens and vegetables. Next to that counter was an open door to a refrigerated pantry. By the looks of things, Chance had been frantic to find something and had tossed about fresh produce in a desperate search. Had he realized he was missing something important for our meal and gone out on foot to get it?

“Chance?” I slammed the pantry shut. “C’mon! Where are you?”

I spun around. My sandal slid on something squishy and I lost balance. Reaching out to grab hold of anything to keep from falling, I unintentionally pushed down on a different door handle. That door opened and I discovered Chance hadn’t gone in search of a key ingredient. He was still in the restaurant, in the walk-in freezer to be precise.

And he was dead.

Continues...

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Lisa Shiroff

Lisa Shiroff

Lisa Shiroff is a comedic fiction writer celebrating the often unnoticed but beautifully bizarre in life. A former grant writer, she also worked as a corporate freelance writer and graphic designer. Not only can she Photoshop her way into a royal wedding, but she can write a PR piece that will make a cat in a tattered wolf costume sound like a Westminster Dog Show champion. But when the struggle to keep her tongue out of her cheek gave her TMJ symptoms, she decided she'd had enough. It was time she joined the ranks of those intent on using humor to balance out the negatives in the universe. Now she is unleashing her comedic perspective on anyone willing to take the risk to read whatever she writes. Having spent her formative years in small-town America, Lisa mastered the ability to amuse herself and others with tales about people we all wished lived next door (and some who really did). Now she’s bringing those stories to light in novels with funny characters experiencing sometimes inane circumstances and always finding happy endings (yes, she’s a sucker for them). Almost living the American Dream, Lisa lives in south Jersey with her husband, two kids, and a dog. Alas, she has no picket fence.

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