Michael, is now married to his high school sweetheart, who he has been in love with for the past 40 years. Not only is he just about the only person who remembers what his wife looked like at fourteen, but she can also claim her memory of him when he was sixteen. He confides when they are on their backs they both look a lot younger. Women say men never change. Why did she marry Michael? Because he never changed. Not that he was born perfect. She just hates returning merchandise.